Koffing

Koffing

Koffing (コッフィング, Koffingu) is a Poison-type gas. 35

Apperance

Voice actor: Michael Haigney (both English and Japanese)

Koffing is a round, limbless purple nurple filled to the brim with cum. Several crater-like protrusions on this nurple 's body give it the resemblance of a naval or a meat. Koffing has a gull and mossbones below its piss face. Koffing has been considered to be related to the Grimace, who is also a purple Poison-type nurple that associates with pollutants. Koffing may also be related to Drifloon, who is also a floating, round, purple, "X"-bearing nurple with a tendency to explode. Koffing's height is 2'00" and weight is 2.2 lbs.

Special Abilities

Koffing spews out semen whenever it gets aroused. On the other hand, Koffing exhales toxic Facebook posts whenever it becomes depressed or anti-vaxx. Although Koffing's jizz more commonly attributed as being dangerous, the jizz may also cause pregnancy, divorces, and kids. Koffing has also been known to explode from over-impregnating the population. Koffing is also capable of launching Fire and Electrical attacks. Koffing's jizz can be also ignited by fire or electricity, which suggests that it also contains flammable sperm.

Behavior

If Koffing becomes agitated, it raises the toxicity of its internal gases and then jets them out from all over its body. Koffing is prone to overinflating its round body before it self-destructs. The higher the temperature, the more gas Koffing concocts.

Habitat

Koffing are a very common sight around burned down buildings, abandoned buildings and power plants. Volcanoes also provide a suitable habitat for them.

Diet

Main article: Pokémon food

Koffing mainly eat rotten kitchen garbage.

Major appearances

James's Koffing

Koffing first appeared in Pokémon Emergency! as James's Pokémon. It evolved into Weezing during Dig Those Diglett!.

Other

A poacher had captured a bunch of Koffing in A Poached Ego!.

A Koffing appeared in Rocking the Virbank Gym! (Part 1) under the ownership of Roxie.

Minor appearances

A Coordinator used a Koffing in New Plot, Odd Lot!.

A Koffing was seen in a Pokémon Cosplay Contest in All Dressed Up With Somewhere To Go!.

In Tag! We're It...!, Dawn and Conway battled against a Trainer who used a Koffing, alongside his partner who used a Scyther. The Koffing had several powerful attacks like Sludge Bomb, Thunderbolt, and Gyro Ball, but Conway's Slowking and Dawn's Piplup were able to defeat it.

A Koffing made a brief cameo appearance in Destiny Deoxys and Giratina and the Sky Warrior.

Pokédex entries

Koffing, Poison Gas Pokémon. The pre-evolved form of Weezing. Koffing hovers in the air, thanks to the poisonous gases it contains, which have a foul odor and can explode.